Haven't actually seen the last eps of Merlin yet as I am stuck in Switerland thanks to the snow so for all I know my poor brain maybe right (but I doubt it) - hopefully next week I will be have a Merlin frenzy to catch up!
Your result for The 3 Variable Funny Test...
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.
Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.
You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
HOLY WATER IN CASE OF DEMONS BREAK GLASS
I LOL'd so hard ... massive supernatural love!
Someone as a photo of it here:
(Tho I don't think they're a fan of show - their loss *g*)
You are The Devil
Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession
The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.
Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.
What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.
You are Jean-Luc Picard
|A lover of Shakespeare and other
fine literature. You have a decisive mind
and a firm hand in dealing with others.
Click here to take the "Which Star Trek character am I?" quiz...
And if there's anyone out there who is interested, I haven't abandoned Past Lives, Future Lives... I'm working on it, but the final chapter and RL are not cooperating with each other. But it is coming!
This is a departuere for me. I'm a techy geek through and through and have always studied science before. If it goes well I'm going to sign up for the diploma (over 2 years).
Maybe it's about time I put my writing in the line of fire. I just hope the course tutors give honest feedback - I can take I've rhino-hide!
Author name: hel_bee
Pairing (s): Jack/Ianto, slight Jack/John
Summary: There’s only so much Ianto will put up with.
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em – unfortunately.
Word count: 2273
Spoilers: Set after 2.13. Anything aired is fair game
A/N: Written for creedcascade for the 2008 Stopwatch holiday fic exchange. Prompt: John has become part of the Torchwood team. Tension between Ianto and John. Jealousy and dysfunction on all sides. Ianto punching John.
Special requests/kinks: John calling Ianto "Eyecandy" and Ianto walking in on Jack/John kissing. Ianto reading or referring to Sherlock Holmes. I think I got most of it... though this is mainly from Ianto’s POV.
( The Missus and The Ex )
Pairing: Jack/Ianto (implied Ianto/Eleven)
Warning: None other than Jealous!Jack, my feeble attempt at humour and this being really short
Spoilers: Everything aired is fair game
Summary: Jack learns who stopped the young Ianto Jones drifting
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em – unfortunately.
A/N: The 11th Doctor it not really portrayed in this fic... mentioned, yes, but I won’t actually write him until I get a feeling for what he’s really like (I fear OOCness!). After all there’s still plenty of fun to be had with Ten :)
( Jack let loose a long, slow whistle as the young face disappeared from the monitor. “Is it me or are doctors getting younger these days?” )
So everything is bought,wrapped and under the tree... I've a large glass of vino and all is right with the world..
And if any of you lot are interested my holidaybang fic at 'The Stopwatch' was up several days ago... 2nd or 3rd day I think - did you spot it?
Here's wishing you and your loved ones merry festivities